Hung like a Turkey!
A few weeks back i was making sandwiches for Holly and I and was thrown into a fit of laughter. I pulled out the turkey lunchmeat i had just bought the night before, opened the bag and *wham* laughter!
You see, i came face to face (well, head to head) with a turkey that clearly used to date Pam Anderson and drive boats without his wings. I mean, how could i not resist grabbing the package (pun intended) and going in the next room to show Holly what her lunch was made of! Can't you just see the lunchbreak now..."Excuse me while I whip this out."....LOL!
This turkey was definitely done!
I guess i now know why the horse had a long face...
